Today’s geese aren’t exactly man’s best friends, but they seem pleasant enough down at the farm, and they get along with the ducks OK.

However, 50 million years ago, over the skies of England, flew a terrifying goose with a wingspan over 16 feet. And unlike today’s geese, this honker had teeth. Scientists say this monster goose would fly along the surface of the water, dipping his toothy beak into the water, snatching up fish and squid like a giant feathered sushi chef.

I wish these were around today, if only to freak out the old people who feed the geese down at the park

Zack Snyder, director of “The 300” and the highly anticipated “The Watchmen” already has a new project lined up…videogames. Videogame giant EA (Who, btw, is supposedly the inspiration for the company in the show “Jpod”) and Snyder have agreed to come up with three games together, and possibly adopt those games into movies.

The 300 was a huge success, but I have a feeling that the deal was inspired by This VGCats comic.

The general consensus among people who eat meat is that bacon makes everything better. Even though they won’t admit it, I’m sure vegetarians, vegans, and even pigs also believe this to be true.

But what if everything we knew about adding bacon to things turned out to be wrong? What if adding bacon to some things made them less appealing?

(I’m of course talking about food items here, not things like clothing or eye drops.)

What if you added bacon to…jelly beans?

Behold, Bacon Beans, the jelly bean flavored like bacon. As much as I like jellybeans, and as much as I like bacon, I’m not sure I want them together.

Be sure to clean up after your bacon beans, with some good, old-fashioned floss.

Bacon flavored, of course.

I can’t take it anymore. First Wall Street, then Paul Newman passes away, next Scarlett Johansson gets hitched and now THIS? When will our losses end?

Pop artist Sean Kingston has lost his $500,000 diamond encrusted chain when his sister sent it to a jeweler in Los Angeles via FedEx. According to the jeweler, the box arrived empty.

Even worse is that his sister only ensured the package for $500. Oops.

I guess this is what happens when you waste everyone’s time and money by making a crayon box medallion out of diamonds. You can’t even color with them!

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Posh Spice has done it again, and I’m not talking about popping out another baby for David Beckham.

She stole the show on Sunday night at the launch of her new fragrance in London when she arrived in a pair of thigh-high, skin-tight HEEL-LESS boots. Not heel-less like her heel was sticking out, but her boots were literally five and a half inches high without uh…heels?

The boots were custom designed by British-Italian designer Berardi, which cost around $3,500.

I think these boots are crazy but leave it to Posh to bring fashion to a whole new level.

Check out the picture to get what I’m trying to say after the jump. Do you think you could walk in these?

(Photo courtesy of Lifestylebuzz.org)

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Our very own Jessica Rose from Sorority Forever was featured in the Los Angeles Times’s “My Favorite Weekend” segment.

The 21 year old girl lists the Sherman Oaks Galleria and the Glendale Galleria as her favorite local malls and like, omigod. Now you can totally stalk her around the city. If you see her, can you ask her what the deep, dark secret of Phi Chi is? I’m dying to know.

Click here to read the interview.

Or just click here to watch Sorority Forever.

This video is called “Redneck Amusement Park.” However, since I don’t have any information on the people in this video, I can’t confirm that they are, in fact, rednecks. I mean, can’t someone enjoy a nice summer day while dangerously riding the blade of a backhoe without being called a redneck?

Kids, don’t try this at home, even though I doubt you have access to heavy construction machinery.

If guys can have special dolls, why can’t girls have video game boyfriends? And no, I’m not talking about real life boyfriends who play videogames. That would be like the worst boyfriend EVER. I mean, hello? Stinky nerds? Gross.

No, I’m talking about the “popularity” among Japanese schoolgirls for Webkare, who are web boyfriends that you must flirt and hook up with in a virtual high school.

Seeing as how I am also Japanese, I’m totes in. A/S/L, anyone?

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Inflation must be kicking in. Instead of a penny for your thoughts, Google is offering up to $10 million for a “fresh idea that can help save the world.” Think you have a worthy idea? Go here.

I don’t know if there’s a second prize, or awards for merely “good” ideas, but I’m hopping Google will throw a few coins my way for deciding to get my oil changed on time.

I’m included this picture of Google, in case you forgot what it looked like, and what you were searching for.

Will Sarah Michelle Gellar make a comeback to the TV world?

Variety announced that our very own Buffy has signed up to film a half hour pilot for HBO titled The Wonder Maladys. The pilot follows the lives of three siblings who were orphaned at a young age. And then they get attacked by vampires.

Okay, I made that last part up. But a girl can dream, right?