Dear Avril,
Listen. LISTEN TO ME. I know you are the pop punk princess and like everyone else, you’ve launched a fashion clothing line. That’s really cool because music moguls should do some horizontal integration in their lives.
But I hope you understand that your line, Abbey DAWN, basically goes against every single punk principle that you love to endorse. Where’s the DIY spirit? The down and dirty hardcore lifestyle? Where’s the revolutionary ideals of breaking rules?
Just LOOK at these clothes you showed off in Tokyo!
Listen. I forgave you for your music, but let’s work on upping the real punk in you, alright?
Best,
Moye J. Frog
