This weekend, Britney Spears premiered the video for her song “Womanizer” on 20/20. (I hear Michael Jackson is going to premiere his new video on “To Catch a Predator.” Zing!)
If you weren’t at home on Friday night watching television news, here’s the video.
Thoughts on “Womanizer” after the jump.
Although Britney does indeed look “hawt” again, I’m concerned with Brit’s disregard for hygiene and safety in this video. Here are just a few of the problems:
1. Laying on the sauna bench without a towel.
She really should be sitting on a towel. Hot girl butt sweat is still butt sweat, and other people may not want to sit in it. You can get rash. A sexy, sexy rash.
2. Street clothes and shoes on an area used to prepare food.
A hygienic kitchen is the key to a safe dining experience. Britney needs to stop seducing the womanizer for a moment and think about food safety.
3. Driving a car using only her feet.
Britney should keep her hands on the wheel and her eyes on the road. The toes of her dainty, high-heeled feet are no substitute for four fingers and an opposable thumb. Good thing the baby wasn’t in the car this time.
At the end of the video, Britney looks in the camera and says “I got your crazy.”
There’s nothing crazy about safety, Brit.
