Are you reading this website on a computer with a keyboard? Do you like pink? Are you blonde? If the answers to any (or all) of those questions is yes, they you might be interested in this keyboard.
It’s called the Keyboard for Blondes. It works like a normal keyboard, but with some additions designed to appear to the fair-haired and intellectually-deficient.
For starters, some common keys get new names. The escape key is labeled as “No”, and the enter key is labeled as “Yes! (I want it.)”
Some other common keys get a new shift function, like X, which can be used to shorthand type “XOXO,” and L, which can be used to shorthand type “LOL” (useful if you are talking about The WBlog).
Dumb brunettes, dumb redheads, and dumb bald people might also enjoy this keyboard, but normal blondes might want to avoid it if they don’t like reinforcing negative stereotypes.
The website claims an “introductory price” of $49.95. No word on the price once you get acquainted.
You can check it out on the Keyboard for Blondes website, but turn your speakers off, cause the music there is super annoying.
(via ChipChick)
