Alright, folks. Halloween is coming up, which means that if you’re a girl, you need to find the sluttiest outfit ever.
If you’re a guy, you need to find a costume that is the least costume-ish as possible but still enough of a costume so you don’t stand out as an antisocial jerk at your friend’s party.
I suggest you pick up one of Marc Ecko’s Star Wars sweatshirts where with a simple Kanye West zipper over your head, you can transform into an evil Empire stormtrooper.
You can thank me later.
