Obama Is Now The President… Of Coffee

Brendan November 5th, 2008 5:35 pm | No Comments »

Last night, Obama won the race to become the next president of the United States. Although he won states and electoral votes and whatnot, what’s really historic here is that he won the crucial 7-Eleven coffee cup vote.

Coffee drinkers across the nation chose Obama cups over McCain cups at a 60% to a 40% ratio.

Even the normally red-cup state of Texas went for Obama. Perhaps people thought that the red McCain cup would somehow make their coffee an uncomfortable temperature?

You can check out the full results at 7-election.com

If any hobos are reading this, it would hilarious if when you were begging for money, you used one of the Obama cups, and asked for “Change.”

Games At Your Convenience…Store.

Brendan September 5th, 2008 6:38 pm | 1 Comment »

According to Kotaku, 7-Eleven, the convenience store, is going to start selling video games. At first, this might seem a little odd, since video games aren’t gasoline or candy or sugary frozen drinks.  But it makes sense, since many gamers are partial to the type of unhealthy food-like products available at convenience stores.

I especially like their food prepared on greasy metal rollers, like hot dogs, king sized hot dogs, and the hot dogs with cheese injected into it like cheesy veins of flavor.

7-Elevens are also open late or always, which is great for gamers who can’t want to pick up their game at midnight the day it comes out. Talk about convenience.

I don’t think they are going to have a full slate of games, so you’ll have to pick up your copy of Nintendogs somewhere else. Only the most popular upcoming titles like Fallout 3, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Gears of War 2 will be available.

Jerky, on the other hand, will be available with no pre-orders.