Today, People Magazine is speculating that Mayer’s latest song, Heartbreak Warfare, is all about Jennifer, with lyrics like “Drop his name, push it in and twist the knife again; Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.”

I won’t deny it; this is clearly about Jennifer’s habit of bringing up Brad Pitt in every single press interview. But who cares! Let him deal so the rest of us can move on already!

Along with her acting papa, John Aniston from Days Of Our Lives, Friends star Jennifer Aniston is going to narrate a CD of bonus content that is being packaged with the upcoming children’s book, Loukoumi’s Good Deeds. The book is slated to be released on April 1st, and the proceeds are going to support St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, where I hear they are either working on a cure for cancer, or maybe a cure for children (it’s probobly children though).

John Mayer likes using twitter. A lot. Did his love of Twitter lead to the end of his love with Friends star Jennifer Aniston? According to UK’s Telegraph:

“A source claimed Aniston decided Mayer was not committed enough to her and called time on their romance having found hourly updates on his Twitter page… ‘Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.’”

This might be a mistake on Mayer’s part, since Twitter doesn’t look as good in a bikini. However, Mayer did seem a little upset after the breakup, famously tweeting: “This heart doesn’t come with instructions.”

After the jump, instructions for the heart.

1)Pump blood
2)Repeat.

If you twitter, and don’t mind breaking up your relationship, you can follow The WB.com here.

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Here’s the trailer for Friends star Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management, a romantic comedy with Steve Zahn and Woody Harrelson. For those of you who have been waiting for it, Jennifer Aniston finally says on screen “you can touch my butt.”

After the jump, the butt touching scene.

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Okay, that’s awesome, Jen. I mean, you guys DID divorce ages ago, and he’s clearly moved on with his life now that he’s been adopting/making new babies every year…so can you please move on with yours? (Wait, remember when he guest-starred on Friends? Good times, good times!)

We’re just teasing. We still love you. And we love Friends even more. But let’s talk about why you spent over $56,000 for your hair stylist on a recent trip to Europe.

Well, not food, but a dog treat, but that’s a good headline, right? Why would world famous actress, sex symbol, and Friends star Jennifer Aniston be reduced to consuming food products created for dogs?

Find out, and watch the video, after the jump.

On the hit German talk show Wetten Dass, Aniston and Marley and Me co-star Owen Wilson took opposing sides on a bet over whether a woman who owns 28 dogs could identify individual pooches based on just the sound of them drinking water from a bowl. The loser had to eat a dog treat, and even though Aniston won the bet, she took a bite of the treat out of solidarity with Wilson.  It almost makes sense because 1) it’s Germany, and 2) they were promoting a movie about dogs. It is a good thing that Marley and Me wasn’t about cannibalism.

(via GossipGirls)

We missed this because we don’t blog on Sundays, but yesterday was Friends star Jennifer Aniston’s birthday, and it was a big one. Jennifer went from being a 39-year-old hottie to a 40-year-old hottie. Quite a change. I’d say I wish I looked like her at 40, but I’m a dude. I am jealous of her ripped abs though.

Jennifer also got a nice little present, since her movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, was #1 at the box office. That is better than cake, right?

Kids don’t get to work in factories or drink whiskey like they did in the good old days, but they still get their own awards show.

This morning the Kids Choice Awards nominations were announced, and Miley Cyrus led with three nominations. Some WB vets are also nominated this year, including Friends’ Jennifer Aniston and In Living Color’s Jim Carrey.

Of course, Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl was nominated for best song, because if there’s one thing kids love, it’s a song about a drunken woman’s bisexual experimentation.

After the jump, the full list of nominations.

FAVORITE MOVIE

Bedtime Stories
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR

Jim Carrey, Yes Man
George Lopez, Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Adam Sandler, Bedtime Stories
Will Smith, Hancock

FAVORITE ANIMATED MOVIE

Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Wall-e

FAVORITE FEMALE MOVIE STAR

Jennifer Aniston, Marley & Me
Anne Hathaway, Get Smart
Vanessa Hudgens, High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Reese Witherspoon, Four Christmases

FAVORITE VOICE FROM AN ANIMATED MOVIE

Jack Black, Po, Kung Fu Panda
Jim Carrey, Horton, Horton Hears a Who
Miley Cyrus, Penny, Bolt
Ben Stiller, Alex, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

FAVORITE SONG

I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry
Don’t Stop the Music Rihanna
Kiss Kiss, Chris Brown featuring T Pain
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), Beyonce

FAVORITE MALE SINGER

Chris Brown
Jesse McCartney
Kid Rock
T-Pain

FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP

Daughtry
Jonas Brothers
Linkin Park
Pussycat Dolls

FAVORITE FEMALE SINGER

Alicia Keys
Beyonce
Miley Cyrus
Rihanna

FAVORITE TV SHOW

Hannah Montana
iCarly
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Zoey 101

FAVORITE REALITY SHOW

America’s Next Top Model
American Idol
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
Deal or no Deal?

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS

Miranda Cosgrove/iCarly
Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
America Ferrera/Ugly Betty
Selena Gomez/Wizards of Waverly

FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR

Jason Lee/My Name Is Earl
Dylan Sprouse/ The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Cole Sprouse/ The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Nat Wolff/The Naked Brothers Band

FAVORITE CARTOON

The Fairly OddParents
Phineas and Ferb
The Simpsons
SpongeBob SquarePants

FAVORITE FEMALE ATHLETE

Candace Parker
Danica Patrick
Serena Williams
Venus Williams

FAVORITE MALE ATHLETE

LeBron James
Michael Phelps
Peyton Manning
Tiger Woods

FAVORITE BOOK

Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do It Yourself Book
Harry Potter series
Twilight series

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

Guitar Hero World Tour
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Super Sluggers
Rock Band 2

Don’t believe everything you read on Twitter. John Mayer likes to use the internet service Twitter to keep his fans updated on his life, but he also likes messing with the media. So this week, Mayer tweeted “Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin” and later “Welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend.”

He’s probably joking, but there’s a chance that Mayer really is ready to marry his current girlfriend, Friends star Jennifer Aniston. If that is the case, remember you heard it here first.

(via MSNBC)

The ultimate not-chick-flick-but-still-chick-flick chick flick, He’s Just Not That Into You, premiered last night. With such an all-star cast (seriously, how did they get so many big names in a single movie??), the red carpet seemed like a fashion runway, showing the likes of Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johansson.

Check out the photos here, but I think Jennifer Aniston looks best with her hot suit. Her outfit of black and gold just screams “I’M THE REAL STAR, HERE. No one cares about you anymore, Scarlett.”