Have you ever looked at a hard-working, blue-collar guy on the job, and thought, man, I wish there was a sexier, chick version of that outfit?

Well, you aren’t alone.

On Halloween night, you are almost certainly going to come across at least one woman dressed as a scantily-clad version of a normal blue-collar worker.

But which professions get the shaft? Cops and firemen are common, but what about gardeners, mechanics, or cable guys?

After the jump, a rundown on my study (aka, using google) of the skilled trades popular enough to sexify.

Professions worth sexyfiying:

Cabbie


Train Conductor

Construction worker

Plumber

Mechanic

Farmer

Gardner
(for sale, but no pic!)

Mailman

Carpenter

And, my favorite, Cable Guy

Good luck finding a costume for any of these non-sexy professions:

Sexy Mason
Sexy tool and dye maker
Sexy Machinist
Sexy Factory Worker
Sexy Electrician
Sexy HVAC specialist
Sexy Coal Miner
Sexy Arc Welder
Sexy Roofer
Sexy Forklift Operator
Sexy Window Washer
Sexy Appliance repair man
Sexy Bus driver
Sexy Teamster
Sexy Census Worker

Better luck next year, HVAC specialists

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