My bad. I guess The Hills aren’t over yet, but I wish it was. I’m losing patience with the complete lack of Lauren’s personality, the perfection of Whitney’s legs and SERIOUSLY, HEIDI? How many hints can the producers throw your way to DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND?

Heidi, you do show some sense, especially when you told Spencer to stay away from her former boss, Brent (hey, my boss’ name is Brent, too! OMG we’re like twins.). But how come you forgave him for such a crappy attempt to get you rehired? And to have your boss actually tell you that Spencer is bad news? Like, HELLO? That’s crossing way too many personal boundaries but I think it’s just the universe telling you to break up with him. Get away. Run away. I will drive you to Mexico or Reno if it helps. Just tell me when and where so I can pick you up.

I was worried that the episode would end with Heidi back at her old job but it looks like that’ll happen in next week’s episode.

Oh, and MTV, we get it. Whitney has a spin-off series about moving to New York. You don’t have to make it that blatant when you show her having a blast with hot models in Manhattan. We get it. We going to watch her show.

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