Welcome back to the WBlog’s Tuesday Recap of like, all the crazy things that totally happened on The Hills last night.
Last night’s episode, Who To Choose, was all about Audrina trying to decide between Cory, this Australian guy that we apparently met last season but I have no memory of that, and the ever-present Justin Bobby.
Oh, Justin Bobby.
I even started to like you at the beginning of this season because you were the only one with the balls to say how stupid Audrina’s friendship drama was. Whenever Audrina would approach you about the tension with her housemates, you’d advise her to move out. Everytime she brought up Heidi, you’d change the subject. Amazing!
But apparently being a seriously boyfriend-girlfriend is more important to her, so Audrina is now focusing on dating this random Australian guy.
All is well, especially at this random pool party in Malibu until Lauren realizes that their upcoming trip to Cabo San Lucas may go awry if Cory AND Justin Bobby both come. Oh noes! Now how will Audrina choose between the two guys?
Then Audrina tries to tell Justin Bobby to get his act together, but JB tells her that he’s still going to Cabo but totally as a single guy. The solution? To go skinny-dipping in Lauren’s pool, of course!
I’m glad I’m not alone when it comes to problem solving skills like these two: whenever I find myself stressed out about douchebags, I invite them to swim naked with me, too.
So once again, everything is undecided and next week, they all party down in Cabo Cabo Cabo.
I don’t know, people. I like how the focus of The Hills is shifting more to Audrina, but the more interesting relationships like Lauren, Heidi and Spencer’s sister are way more fun. I could care less about Audrina and the fact that once again, we’re treated to her indecision on letting JB go is getting really old.
Anyway, let’s talk about Audrina’s boob. Was it just me, or did her boobs look incredibly LARGE in this episode? Did she get breast implants? I mean, I always noticed her boobies but this week, I could actually see them straining to burst out of her top.
I guess I’m not alone in this observation. Is Audrina the new Heidi?
