Most USB drives are ok at storing data, but when it comes to anything else, they fall flat. Sure, they may work to balance a wobbly chair, or perhaps as a mouth stopper to prevent an epileptic from swallowing their tongue during a seizure*, but besides that, their usefulness is limited. Or, should I say, was limited.
Now with the USB Bottle opener, there’s finally a gadget that not only functions as a flash drive, but also works as another handy item: A bottle opener. Open a cold one, then open your files. It’s great for alcoholic IT guys, or just someone who never forgets their important data, but often forgets to bring something capable of opening bottles.
I still like opening beer bottles the old fashioned way: breaking them on the counter, then brandishing in the air to let people I mean businesses.
* Don’t try this ever.
[via GeekAlerts]
