Okay, Usher. We get it. You love the ladies. I didn’t know that those rumors and sightings were so unnerving that you’d launch a new tour only for women.
No, really. I understand. You don’t really have to prove anything with this tour. Sure, calling it the “One Night Stand” tour is clever because I know that half of the female population would love to have one with you, but don’t you think restricting the audience to the XX chromosomes a little extreme?
Yeah, I know. Performing 15 shows in small, intimate venues sounds like a blast, but let’s be real. You say that your latest album was “definitely the type of one that was more intimate. So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women?”
Right. Um…okay. So guys can’t enjoy your crooning, too? Or does that just make you feel really uncomfortable? Like, you’re singing your heart out and you glance up and the first thing you see is a dude smiling back at you? And that just ruins the moment? Really?
No, no. No, listen. I’m not SAYING that you shouldn’t be uncomfortable…no, I know. You’re married to a woman and you have a baby. That’s cool. I’m just wondering…It’s okay. We know. But do you really have to prove it 15 times around the country?
